no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 April 05, 2014
by plankingbitch June 21, 2021
The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.
Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”
by Rufio171 February 22, 2018
A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.
by Catcherintheeye June 25, 2013
A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
by Vertico March 09, 2018