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[valentine's day]

A day where everyone give chocolate to their love ones.

A day when the single man is going to be sad... Or find a slut to fucked
by Your dad's lesbian January 29, 2020
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valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020
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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
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Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb
“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day
by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022
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Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW
Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day
by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021
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Valentines Day

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
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