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Trifecta

A Trifecta occurs when a man (or woman) takes a shit, urinates, and then ejaculates into the toilet before flushing, if he decides to flush at all. Typically all is done while seated and must be consecutive.
John: Dude where’s your bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Jackson: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, mike just finished a Trifecta.
by Ya_boi_cloud February 27, 2020
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Trifecta

When a male bends a female over and licks her anus, while fingering her vagina and rubbing her clitoris
Ah I bent my lass over this morning and gave her the trifecta
by GoatShagger January 13, 2021
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trilectapus

someone who is being a nimrod or a meanie.
"you're being such a trilectapus right now"
by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021
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Trifectacunt

A sex act between 3 women
Legit. I literally just caught a trifectacunt on a live webcam!
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
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Trifecta of Crazy

Redheaded female that is a nurse and owns a horse.
“THOT wit red hair in the scrubs is Karen, she got a big ol snatch from fuckin dat horse she love so much!” “She a redhead nurse wit a horse! Dats da ‘Trifecta of Crazy’ right there!”
by Deepthroat Dan April 11, 2021
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Trifecta

A woman who has nice boobs, ass, and pretty face.
by RoundenBrown November 2, 2021
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Trifecta

The Act of Smelling/Sniffing a Woman's Feet, Armpit, and Asshole after one another in the attempt to get high and Find True love and Happiness
I Proposed to my wife of 30 years after she let me Trifecta her.
by CorporateGreed420 November 11, 2021
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