Luke

A fucking simp (hes cute tho)

person 1: Omg look at the dude hes such a simmp

Person 2: oh that’s just luke hes cute

by The one luke simps for January 28, 2022

Luke

A luke is usally a cute man and has a strong sense of chrisma and charm is intelligent and mature a luke often gets alot of girls but goes for the wrong ones a luke is one of the most loyal people you can meet once they get to know you you would be lucky to habe a luke if you find a luke i would grab them before someone else does.

Hes so smart and charming i think hes a luke

by Darksouks October 19, 2018

luke

kid who rages and throws his mic at walls

luke just threw his michael at the fucking wall

by KewlKidMan June 28, 2019

Luke

A Luke is generally a person who is very slack. Any assigned tasks will not be started by Luke until very late (i.e. the night before its due). They also have no shame in the way that they behave in public, often acting like a retard. A Luke is also very secretive about any relationships they may have. Any questions regarding his relationships will result in Luke saying 'I don't have a girlfriend' or 'fuck off'.

Person 1: Omg do you see that fool over there?
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life

Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.

by Homerchu November 18, 2019

Luking

This is the act of visiting a toilet in a public place, usually a library, and engaging in masturbation

I wanted to use one of the cubicles, but several people were luking

by Coco K May 4, 2009

Luke

1)noun. Short for Luke Warm, the elusive figure who turns cold beverages warm when nobody is looking, specifically someone who is ignoring their drink.
2)verb. The act of a beverage reaching thermal equilibrium with its surroundings.

1) Hey, you'd better go get your beer before Luke does.

2) Ugh, this Coca-Cola has luked, and its no good anymore.

by gongboy October 28, 2006

Luke

A true blooded American. Loves to fuck bitches and get money. Typically Luke will have a girlfriend but realize girlfriends suck and being single and slaying poon is better. All the ladies think he is attractive but he doesn't go for them. Nobody completely understands Luke and when they ask he simply says, "Beer, bitches and bucks." Then walks off.

Someone who loves America and gets all the bitches.

Luke always has a huge dick.

by Lukluke September 16, 2013