De Ja Vu

De Ja Vu is an ESP component that a man describes it as a ''replay'' of sertain moments, actualy it's a psyhic reflex...a few second future sight :)

Your brain sometimes goes faster than it is used to go...''replay'' starts and u see a world without time. A man lives in a time cicle of 35-60 frames per second. That means that our brain can remember 60 pictures a second max. Everything else is erased the same time u see it. De Ja Vo often happen to people with some ESP capabilities and or to people that use drugs...

by Dejan...XTRO Slovenia September 12, 2003

Vu Man Chu

The combination of putting "Vu" and "Man Chu" in a context to otherwords obtain the national fidelity of ones nature. Colesville's notorious manifesto of Choch JÖnters.

Vu + Man Chu = Vu Man Chu

by Vu Man Chu January 22, 2007

De Ja Vu

bloody good memory

remembering an event that you have chosen to act out before you play the part. remembering someone elses part in your script

by niak32 October 19, 2003

radio déjà vu

the moment when you are listening to a song on the radio, change stations, and hear the exact same song playing.

didn't we just hear that song playing?" "yeah man, total radio déjà vu!

by barness910 August 3, 2011

Jew-vu-zela

Much like the vuvuzela recently used during the 2010 world cup but made of solid gold and with the tips cut off. Normally hidden in the jews under crackers where noone will dare venture.

Mate ask that gurl if she will blow on your Jew-vu-zela.

by rik4king July 20, 2010

Gayja Vu

Somewhat like Deja Vu except the event that you have previously seen is a very awkward moment.

Guy hooks up with girl, says he'll call her, but doesn't and knows he's going to see her again and it'll be awkward.
Gayja Vu.

by Southwest Ghetto Cheese September 24, 2007

jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

by Noro Machine August 7, 2010