Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.

"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."

by VandalTR January 26, 2012

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microwave face

A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.

Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.

by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009

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microwave meals

microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)

can be abbreviated to 'meals'

they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch

i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?

and im currently munching some invisible chuddy

by mcshulad November 29, 2010

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microwave dick

It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.

That microwave dick felt nice can I do it again

by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018

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