Menstress Cycle

The stress resulting from a man's dealing (lovingly) with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Dude what's your problem?
I'm going through my menstress cycle. Bitch got me twisted.

by Jake's taken May 20, 2011

eat for the cycle

The act of eating all four sausages at Milwaukee's Miller Park in the same game: bratwurst, Italian, hot dog, and Polish sausage.

Hey Pete, get me a coupla Polish while you're up.
Ya gonna eat for the cycle there, Gene?
Ya! Go Brewers!

by pete_kopitzky September 05, 2011

Manstrual Cycle

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.

Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.

by Lewis Wandon June 01, 2005

cycle pumper

n: a person usually a man that masturbates while taking long bike rides.

v: the act of cycle pumping

Johnny rides his bike so much. I hope that he is not cycle pumping.

by Jesse Atwell June 19, 2003

Minstrel Cycle

The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period

Oh my god, my wife is having her Minstrel Cycle.

by Little Computer Nerd October 06, 2010

cycle path

cycle path- a route taken by cyclists (i) cycle path- as in shes/hes a cycle path (psychopath)

Sicklist- annoying cyclist, a middle roader who thinks they own the road and cycle at 5mph looking at the views-a motorists pain in the arse

my ex girlfriend haha- during an unprovoked argument, say "F%*k me, your a bit of a skitso cycle path, whats that all about"

other people that are calm 1 minute and blow a fuse for no apparent reason and without triggering.

by monork65 November 06, 2010

scare cycle

A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her period and be pregnant. This is not necessarily a complete month it is any amount of time that you are scared and worried about a girl getting pregnant. When a girl gets her period, the scare cycle is finished.

"Dude I don't know I'm really worried about my girlfriend we are still in a scare cycle cause the condom broke" or "I just finished my scare cycle after that one-night stand I had"

by Audrella May 14, 2008