Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️
Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around
by Brook Nunya December 09, 2018
Different name for Wesley chapel because there is nothing to do in this shit hole so everyone just smokes weed and does drugs
by Cool is Logan's July 03, 2018
A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.
A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.
The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.
If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.
Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.
If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.
If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.
The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.
If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.
Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.
If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.
If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 05, 2021
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