Microwave babies

Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational

These microwave babies is very confrontational

by Microwave babies June 11, 2021

microwave face

A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.

Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.

by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009

microwave meals

microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)

can be abbreviated to 'meals'

they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch

i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?

and im currently munching some invisible chuddy

by mcshulad November 29, 2010

microwave dick

It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.

That microwave dick felt nice can I do it again

by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018

Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation

Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca

by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019

Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM

Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!

by Demetri January 26, 2005

microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012