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Iowa Slingshot

During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.
by SK61688 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Iowa Slingshotmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
mugGet the Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》mug.

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023
mugGet the Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowlmug.

Marshaltown Iowa

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.
Marshaltown Iowa is worse than all of Ohio.
by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025
mugGet the Marshaltown Iowamug.

Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
mugGet the Colfax, Iowamug.

Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender
“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”
by Dog2dog April 8, 2019
mugGet the Springville, Iowamug.

iowa

An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.
Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.
by anonymous January 21, 2022
mugGet the iowamug.

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