During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.
by SK61688 December 9, 2008

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.
I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.
by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.
by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

by anonymous January 21, 2022
