Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

dm sn nznbzc xc. c

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I like dm sn nznbzc xc. c

by anonymous March 5, 2021

DMS Memes

An instagram page that no one really likes, and posts trash ass memes. None one knows who runs it, but whoever does is probably homosexual

Ex Friend: You heard of DMS Memes? It’s soooo funny

Me: This is why we aren’t friends anymore

by peepeepoopoocame May 5, 2019

DM

DM (short for Direct Message) is a feature on almost social media platform, including ROBLOX.

DM me the word tomato

by generic robloxian November 17, 2021

DM

In video games, DM stands for Desperation Move.
When playing a video game, specifically an RPG/JRPG, it's the strongest move during a boss fight. They usually happen halfway or 3/4 of the way through the battle and are a bitch to survive. These will usually hack away your HP in seconds if you do not dodge or block properly.

I'm fighting my way through the Data Organization XIII battles but Master Xehanort's DM keeps killing me.

Xemnas' Desperation Move is a pain in the ass to dodge.

by alittlebitbookish June 1, 2020

bi-DM-sexual

Is an individual who enjoys the JDM life as well as the GDM life.

That girl is such a bi-DM-sexual with her s14 and her E46 m3.

by DieSirenee46s14 August 28, 2017

dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.

"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.

by 007007007 October 16, 2022