Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit

by Scaffold August 28, 2019

Dogg Critic

Dogg Critic, or known as Commander Critic/Xx_Soviet_N_Stuff_xX is a user from Closedverse and Discord that post dank memes on certain times.

He is sometime loyal to users and understands how they feel, but at other times, he'll be a bit stubborn, but it's rare.
Also, he's that one dude you meet in your life that's hangs out with you most of the time, and will help you out.

"Dogg Critic is very considerate."

by Macy The Calm December 15, 2017

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020

dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

by tykirby April 28, 2020

Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 25, 2020