Schmuck

A common word used to describe Slustig.

Slustig is such a schmuck!

by cheese April 3, 2005

schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.

"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"

by KingofSchmuck March 3, 2009

Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013

schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect

Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.

by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005

schmullin'

1)The art of sitting on your ass all day. 2)To be a schmull.

I wish I was schmullin' like the big guy at work.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

schmelky

It just means "stuff"

Yeah, you know, he was going to get some schmelky from the store.

by Name June 6, 2004

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

by Geena-ish July 26, 2008