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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
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Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011
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River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
by kj21 April 28, 2009
mugGet the River Pigmug.

Red River

A Girl on her period
You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!
by roast November 15, 2002
mugGet the Red Rivermug.

Dickissippi River

when throat fucking your partner while they use a neti pot. The water runs down from their nostrils over your cock creating a river over your penis
Joseph was throat fucking his girlfriend while she was using a neti pot. The water ran down her throat over his penis like dickissippi river
by ChubbyBuffy July 26, 2016
mugGet the Dickissippi Rivermug.

cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
by man of the year October 10, 2014
mugGet the cream rivermug.

river shotty

This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.

Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though
by GrandMasterPizza June 4, 2010
mugGet the river shottymug.

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