River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.

Let go to River Road tonight

by StanCan January 23, 2007

Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk

Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river

by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011

River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

by kj21 April 28, 2009

Red River

A Girl on her period

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!

by roast November 15, 2002

River Chickens

River Chickens are also known as salmon. Fish that live in a river.

Any luck today? Yeah caught a few good river chickens.

by Landwrac July 5, 2019

River-style

When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.

A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020

river cowboy

Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.

“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”

by Flat Dick October 4, 2018