practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship

Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating

by Cazkis April 4, 2016

Target Practice

When, during traditional doggy style sex, the male is about to produce semen, and pulls out. Then, with the female still bent over, he rests his penis on the top of her butt, letting it stay within the groove forming right above the actual butt crack. This should resemble a cannon. The male will then cum, going for distance. The farther, the better

“Yo, I heard you fucked Jessica yesterday.”
“Yeah fam. And when I was about to cum, I did some target practice.”
“How far did you shoot?”
“I got some in her hair dude”
“Dude that’s sick”

by NeuteredRaptor69 May 9, 2019

Practically

Hearty’s balls in your mouth

I just put practically

by Owen Robert Harris July 23, 2021

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.

"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."

by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009

Practice room 2

When people are testing out there sexuality and give each other blow jobs in a music room. They will try and cover up there "actions" by saying that is a dare.

Person 1: Omg! I just saw him doing a "practice room 2"
Person 2: They must be sexually insecure

by mitumi X August 19, 2009

Practice Warrior

Someone who does amazing in practice, but disappears when it’s actually game time.

“Damm, he has 30 points on us and this is just a scrimmage”

“Relax, he’s just a practice warrior, when we actually play a game he won’t hit a single shot”

by warriorxl June 2, 2022