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platinum offence

by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024
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“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”
Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”
by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022
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Burnout Platinum

The state at which one becomes so fed up with feelings of burnout that they become burnt out on said burnout itself.
Burnout Platinum is nothing compared to the indomitable human spirit that lies within Alexandria.
by Smatrick Smeverett December 14, 2022
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Bud Platinum

I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.
Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Star Platinum

dude, have you seen Star Platinum in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? He's such a punchy boi.
What?!? who's Star Platinum, I only know of hamon!
by RobotGamer08 September 6, 2020
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Platinum Bass

Term used to describe someone who's a massive bottom.
"Dude, he's a total Platinum Bass."
by Snake451 July 7, 2022
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Platinum Playmakas

A man making money and traveling the world startin at a young age.

Also a record label Originated in Indianapolis by freshduzit
That n*gga ain’t no ordinary prouducer , he’s with the platinum playmakas
by WOP$hitt July 18, 2022
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