pick-up god

The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.

"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"

by Ahotchick March 16, 2014

pick up order

when you get picked up by the popo.

I got locked because of a pick up order

by the savageee July 06, 2017

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

picked up

what prostitutes refer to as busy

prostitute: i’m picked up
mom on phone: oh okay use protection

by beetsmeets March 04, 2021

Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Pick up the W

Antonym of Take the L. Picking up the W is used to describe a win, accomplishment, or plus of some sort.
E.g. Acing a test, winning a game of poker, suceeding in the stock market, proving a point, crushing someone in 1v1 basketball, etc.

I picked up the w, or picked up a win, by picking up two hot broads yesterday.
I pick up the w all the time.

by Rutherford G. Maldington March 25, 2016

picks me up

An action where you boyfriend picks you up, your heart starts racing and you forget how to breathe.

When he touches your face it takes your breathe

When he picks me up, I almost forgot how to breathe

by Sass72 November 03, 2021