pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 28, 2024

pick-up god

A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.

"Hey you dropped something... My jaw"

"Wow pick-up god I want to bop you"

by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Picking Up A Female, Misisonary Style, And Falling Ontop Of Her.....

Picking Up A Female, Misisonary Style, And Falling Ontop Of Her.....

Picking Up A Female, Misisonary Style, And Falling Ontop Of Her.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

Pick up Stix

When two men scissor, with full penetration.

Each man places his legs in a Y configuation, and they both simultaneously penetrate each other.

Man, you gotta be careful not to torsion a testicle when doing Pick up Stix.

by Doboy April 18, 2018

Picking Up Pennies

You know when you're roaming around Portland and you see that one person high on life attempting to tie their shoes?
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.

It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.

"Oh shit, dude is over there picking up pennies."
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"

by NotWhiteHenry February 15, 2025