adam the pervert

adam is a pervert man and wants to be spunked on by little children and he loves his salad "mummy whens the salad ready" haha yh man he likes his mum a bit to much,if i could describe how much he likes little kids i would but i can't im sorry, he likes to spunk in his mums scrambled egg and say its thia sweet chilli, his mum had an accident 35 years ago when she met a man called mano boy who was a druggie, mano boy like his weed, he kept his curtains closed cuz the peelers wanted him rlly badly his mum banned from his house cuz i stool his school bag, haha yh man. this was a joke nothing here is serious

adam the pervert loves to spunk on children

by cum sticks September 27, 2019

Pervert spot

A corner in a room that's fenced in by furniture, creating a weird little partly hidden area that you can't really do anything with, common in rented rooms. So called cause it's a spot a pervert could hide in

Kate rearranged her furniture in her room and now there's a pervert spot by the door

by spicedpotatoes September 1, 2019

pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

debate pervert

A term primarily used by socialist streamer Hasan Piker to refer to "debate bros" or political content creators who engage in debate. This term is used for people on the left and right, but it primarily came to be because Hasan wanted a way to mention liberal streamer Destiny without using his actual name as Destiny engages in debate and is known for his sexcapades. Outside of Hasan, it's usually a phrase used by socialist to primarily attack Destiny and Vaush, a controversial socialist commentator who also engages in debate.

"These contrarian debate perverts are starting to piss me off."

by Aerowave October 4, 2023

Cool Pervert

(>.o) Joker. From the fuge.

(>.o) Joker : -Snaps her bra.- You loved it. -Does the fonz's pose.-
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.

by (>.o) Joker. June 16, 2010

pinche pervert

a pervert, but hardcore. NO BUENO

hey man stop being such a pinche pervert.

by iBarfsAlot December 1, 2009

Pervert Cat

A cat that is chonky and perverted in nature, has ultimate rizz and loves women. Sigma cat

Pervert cat, oh pervert cat
Go up there and take a shat

Go up there, get on that self
And don't you try to ---- yourself

by Macandcheeseenjoyer July 21, 2023