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Pending for Life

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.
1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.
by A. Boogy January 8, 2010
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Pendejo

Dingleberry
1. a particle of fecal matter attached to anal hair.
2. a foolish or inept person.
No seas un pendejo... Don't be a dingleberry.
by Catire March 28, 2016
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pedentic

he so dull (pedentic) that we can't mix up withhim
He is so pedentic that unable to concentrate on this work.
by sasivelluswami June 21, 2006
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pendehomie

Pendehomie refers to "pendejo" in spanish meaning in english stupid or dumb
Hey ese Ill sell you un dulce for $2.00. No, way homes Im not un Pendehomie.
by Alejandro May 13, 2005
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Taylor-pendence Day

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!
“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

May 30th.”

Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”
by missy ;) May 30, 2025
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pendellation

I know my account may be in pendellation soon
by LurchULongTime April 13, 2007
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Penidentuary

A combination of the word penitentiary and dentist. The word is used to describe an uncomfortable place for many, normally called the dentists, but for those who see it as a terrible and inescapable place, it becomes their Penidentuary.
“The young boy loved to eat candy, but did not share that love for brushing his teeth. His punishment: he was sent to the penidentuary!”

“My dentist said that i was on probation, and if I didn’t clean up my act, he would make me go back to the penidentuary!”
by Erica_is_special May 17, 2007
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