Nigel

A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.

He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.

Fuck off nigel, you littl dipshit

by P'taters November 21, 2018

Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.

Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.

by a_sister May 31, 2023

BDS disabled nigel

an online incel who resembles similar disability traits to Stephen Hawkings. Inherent Jew features, olive skinned, beady little round eyes. making him look decidedly revolting to the opposite sex. likes to hook-up with black males from online chatrooms

a BDS disabled nigel with no friends

by mrs tosser July 18, 2025

Nigelism

A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove

Do you study Nigelism

by KingKole August 1, 2022

Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls

I wish i was a nigel maybe my girlfriend stayed with me then

by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021

Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

nigel goes

nigel is the best human ever. he has qualities that can inspire everyone. he puts the work in to achieve any task given. can be a bit of a cherry cha sometimes tho. all in all great person to have in a friend circle

big up that nigel goes for the inspiration

by youmammagay2 May 29, 2019