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crack my ass

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(
by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019
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sip my ass

This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend
by whore lol June 21, 2019
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ride my ass

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.
I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.
by Purdue Alumni December 7, 2017
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Eat My Ass

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.
Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!
by steve2193 April 22, 2009
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My ass is grass

When your getting chased in a horror game and the thing chasing you is right on your ass
by Deadheartstealer August 12, 2018
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riding on my ass

An annoying and burdensome, but important responsibility or concern that is hovering over you that you have to bear and deal with, albeit begrudgingly.
Yea, I can't go out tonight, I got a shitload of homework riding on my ass.

My job is so stressful because of all the big clients I got riding on my ass.
by Ponsonby Britt December 6, 2010
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tittyfuck my ass

The physically impossible act of stimulating the penis with one’s breasts via the anus. Used as an expletive to express anger or frustration at a situation, person etc.
Dude: Hey man looks like you’ve been fined for driving in a bus-only lane again.

Dude 2: Ah, tittyfuck my ass!
by Helpful_Scallywag May 14, 2018
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