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microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 25, 2014
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microwave face

A girl who's face looks like it was melted by a microwave and is extremely unattractive to everyone around her. Most likely to hang out with swamp donkeys.
Don't look now, microwave face just walked in the room.
by phillip hiscock October 24, 2009
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microwave meals

microwave meals are small objects that, when consumed, make the user feel that everything is fantastic and feel like they are on top of the world and have love for their fellow man (e's)

can be abbreviated to 'meals'

they can fill you for hours and even days therefore they may be considered to be several meals; dinner, breakfast and brunch
i hammered a couple of microwave meals about an hour ago. have i ever told you that you're my best friend?

and im currently munching some invisible chuddy
by mcshulad November 29, 2010
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microwave dick

It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.
by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018
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Microwaved Tea

Tea that has become cold but heats up as it becomes more relevant within a conversation
Jenny: Isn't Bianca such a bitch
Jennifer: Ooh I have some microwaved tea about Bianca
by Ethan Fincher June 4, 2019
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Microwave Butt

1. Someone with an ass so consumingly large that it couldn't possibly fit in a Microwave... HUGE.

2. A BAM
Microwave Butt is fuckin' Crazy. I'd better go hide now... GAWN!
by Demetri January 26, 2005
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microwave the hot dog

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog
by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012
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