A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.
For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").
By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").
By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!
Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
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Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E
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Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
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If you know a guy named Jonas, give him a pat on the back and compliment him. He's extremely handsome.
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Get the Jonas mug.A bunch of retards who cant sing, and are puppets for the new disney, not the old one. Their fan base is a bunch of little girls from ages 5-16 who dont like them for their music but for their looks, AnD tYpE LiEk ThiSS!!<3 . But really the Jonas Brothers dont even look that good, they look like sewer rats with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: oMg LiEk tHa JoNaZ brotHerS are lIeK sooOo0 hawt! <3
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
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Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.
The fan usually does this in a post like this:
1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.
2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"
3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.
4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
The fan usually does this in a post like this:
1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.
2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"
3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.
4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented
Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.
Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.
Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.
Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!
Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.
Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.
Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.
Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!
Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
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