John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022

John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

John

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019

John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

John

John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.

Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖

by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019