Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008

jellyfish

it is a sex position

i like doing the jellyfish position with my wife

by hayitsme_sky May 24, 2021

Jellyfish

When her kitty stings like a jellyfish.

Man, I got stung like a jellyfish last night…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023

Jellyfish

The most gorgeous girl that could ever exist a girl who saved ur life n u love then but they can be brainless but u still love them n would die for them

Boy/girl : yo jellyfish wyd

Jellyfish in question: I think I still love them even if they blocked me.

by 2sad2bswag May 8, 2023

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019