a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.
Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch
by RodgerJohnson March 29, 2009
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ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009
Get the iPhoneism mug.An iPod that has been transformed into iWoons because people think "Pod" is to graphic for under-age. Woons is simply better
by OmgxLindsey!? December 9, 2008
Get the iWoons mug.The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.
*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
by Gowaduv January 7, 2010
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most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten
most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten
1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"
2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"
1. "omg that poor soul"
2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"
1. "omg that poor soul"
by Mr.Ham July 20, 2010
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How does the tasteless, Flashless iPhone browsing compare to a full web experience? Well, after 45,000 page loads the answer was clear, Android wins by a huge margin even with Flash support ...
How does the tasteless, Flashless iPhone browsing compare to a full web experience? Well, after 45,000 page loads the answer was clear, Android wins by a huge margin even with Flash support ...
by Michael.Schwartz April 30, 2011
Get the iPhone Fever (The) mug.Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.
Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.
by tasteslikechicken March 30, 2012
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