Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
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Get the Invisible Light mug.The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
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Get the Invisible Boyfriend mug.“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.
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Get the invisible mug.The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
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You: I hate this character!
Friend: Why?
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Friend: Why?
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