The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.

1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."

by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013

Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.

“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking”

by keepwondering December 18, 2024

the inner machinations of my mind

an enigma

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

by anguslazy November 24, 2024

inner fire

Inner fire is how animated something is, it's spirit. People with alot of inner fire are very lively while people without are zombies.

Aeol has alot of Inner Fire

by Aeol November 2, 2025

True inner gangster

True inner gangster.
Tr-ue--in-er--gang-ster
Just another word for thug basically.

GANK GANK

let me stab this kid so I can see his true inner gangster blood.

by Athug4207392 March 30, 2017

Inner Tubing

The act of putting your penis behind the knee of a girl and have the girl wrap around your body.

i went to her house and we went inner tubing. we had a great time

by theblackguyatlunch May 2, 2011