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Hitish

-The newest language out there.
-Uses words like Swite and Nary-ary.
-a collection of mispronounced words
-Another word to annoy tony
Is that english or spanish you're speaking? No it's Hitish.

When I speak Hitish, I talk about J-no behind her back by saying things like; she is not swite but boy she is nary-ary.
by JG December 14, 2004
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Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.
I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.
by huh March 21, 2004
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HITEUS

This is used when someone won't stop
talking, is really ugly, or just a cockboy
Dumb kid: So today I was at school and blah blah blah
Cool kid: Shit....
Dumb kid: Yeah, and blah blah blah blah.... blah blah blah
Cool kid: Shit.... YOUR HITEUS!!!! *smacks dumb kid in mouth*
by dubbb September 23, 2008
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hiatus cure

the cure for the wanting to go into a hiatus state of mind is to relieve stress and tension usually by means of hot and sweat sex.... Im just sayin'
She wanted to go on a hiatus, but then changed her mind after hot and sweaty sex with Kody; he was her hiatus cure
by virge of hiatus February 22, 2010
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fit hits the shan

A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".
A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."

Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."

Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?

Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"
by alstin January 4, 2010
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Eight Hits Jake

Jake took 2 hits of acid.
He started to feel good, so he decided to take 2 more.
Someone said 4 hits in shock and he interpretted it as take 4 more.
So he took 4 more.
Here is his legend.

People were playing ps3 when Jake suddenly threw his snapple bottle,which he had named "sunny", to the ground. Someone attempted to pick it up and Jake stopped him saying "NO! he knows why he's there".

Jake wanted to go to the grocery store to get food, but no one else would go. This kid from Kentucky helped Jake to the store even though he didn't know where he was going. While Jake was walking through the parking lot, he saw the concrete as a giant checkerboard. Each square on the checkerboard changed colors when he stepped on it.

Jake was in the back yard, he saw turtles and said "hey turtles what are you guys doing", they said "oh we're dining...we're dining in." he said "ok cool". He picked a plant out of the ground and put it in a bucket of water and it started growing in his hand.

Jake was in the bathroom and saw a girl's hair on the floor and thought it was snakes and thought they were all over him so he got in the shower.
"Hey look everybody, it's eight hits jake!"

"Hey eight hits, whats up?"
by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
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haitus

An excuse for webmasters to take a vacation and not get in trouble for it.
Guy one on beach: So, what's up with your website while we're here?
Guy two: It's on haitus; no worries!
by [H3353 h4xx0rrrr July 30, 2008
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