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No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.
Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!
by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025
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Someone who’s opinion is automatically above anyone else’s
Bro I’m such a peak_fiction_of_a_healer
by Totally the guy who made this February 16, 2021
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gg no heals

This is used in all chat after games in hero shooters like Overwatch or Marvel Rivals when a DPS feels they didn't get enough healing. It generally causes an argument between said DPS and healers/healer because the DPS feels they're entitled to a pocket.
Dps: GG no heals.
Healer: I have 70k healing solo tho.
Dps: You never healed me.
Healer: You never came for healing. Besides, health packs exist for a reason, you should have used them.
Dps: Stfu.
by A healer main March 19, 2025
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amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:
person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?
by daftrio August 23, 2024
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Dr. Halsey

"Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey is the architect of the Spartan program. She's a decent artist, arguably a war criminal, and a bit of a caffeine addict."
- Cortana, 2022
Dr. Halsey just activated Silver Team. Run!!
by TheSmartestOutsider June 25, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Cocaines Rewarding effect is not letting an individual know what have self-healed<.7.9.7.6.>
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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