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Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Trickkkkkkkle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Genital Thwarts

The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.

The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."

"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
by me0wmix January 19, 2010
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genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate
DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED
by ryan tracey February 6, 2012
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Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
by QuacksO June 22, 2020
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`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`
`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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