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Danger Cameltoe

For males: To split ones nutsack with the shaft of ones penis. the shaft then gets tucked under to the gooch, leaving the testicals pushed together leaving the impression of a cameltoe. Useful in the locker room to gross out your buds. also the penis showing game as seen in Waiting - value: 2 kicks.
"Ah dude we were showering in the locker room today and john totally pulled out the danger camel toe. IT WAS AWESOME"

"I gave john the batwing today so, in retaliation, he gave me the danger cameltoe"
by john danger 410 January 5, 2009
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Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009
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Gipsy Danger

a bad ass mech who kills badass kaijus
Hey ever heard of Gipsy Danger?
by Gipsy Avenger June 7, 2021
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Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.
Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.
by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019
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Danger Game

Any action that is believed to eventually end with a negative consequence
"That's such a danger game leaving your bong in the middle of the floor man."
by Kyle Montooth March 10, 2007
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Dangerous Dave of MCUK

A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.
"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."
by mutatedidiot May 1, 2005
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danngerfaust

My neigbor is a danngerfaust
by Arelindol May 22, 2005
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