The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
Dude 1: Your wife sucks.
Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009
Get the standard cyclemug. The act of eating all four sausages at Milwaukee's Miller Park in the same game: bratwurst, Italian, hot dog, and Polish sausage.
Hey Pete, get me a coupla Polish while you're up.
Ya gonna eat for the cycle there, Gene?
Ya! Go Brewers!
Ya gonna eat for the cycle there, Gene?
Ya! Go Brewers!
by pete_kopitzky September 5, 2011
Get the eat for the cyclemug. The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.
by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005
Get the Manstrual Cyclemug. n: a person usually a man that masturbates while taking long bike rides.
v: the act of cycle pumping
v: the act of cycle pumping
by Jesse Atwell June 19, 2003
Get the cycle pumpermug. cycle path- a route taken by cyclists (i) cycle path- as in shes/hes a cycle path (psychopath)
Sicklist- annoying cyclist, a middle roader who thinks they own the road and cycle at 5mph looking at the views-a motorists pain in the arse
Sicklist- annoying cyclist, a middle roader who thinks they own the road and cycle at 5mph looking at the views-a motorists pain in the arse
my ex girlfriend haha- during an unprovoked argument, say "F%*k me, your a bit of a skitso cycle path, whats that all about"
other people that are calm 1 minute and blow a fuse for no apparent reason and without triggering.
other people that are calm 1 minute and blow a fuse for no apparent reason and without triggering.
by monork65 November 7, 2010
Get the cycle pathmug. The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period
by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010
Get the Minstrel Cyclemug. A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her period and be pregnant. This is not necessarily a complete month it is any amount of time that you are scared and worried about a girl getting pregnant. When a girl gets her period, the scare cycle is finished.
"Dude I don't know I'm really worried about my girlfriend we are still in a scare cycle cause the condom broke" or "I just finished my scare cycle after that one-night stand I had"
by Audrella May 14, 2008
Get the scare cyclemug.