Woman-cushion

When someone blows an impressive amount of air into the vagina, then sits on her stomach so all the air queefs out like a Whoopie-cushion.

Nothing turns me on like the noise and smell of my woman-cushion.

by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021

Sleep on one cushion

Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.

I can't sleep on one cushion.

by Wewmagma May 30, 2021

The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021

Alabama Whoopee Cushion

An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.

“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”

by SoakedPants September 4, 2024

Cookie Cushion

The area above the female Public Bone.

AKA a Fupa.
See also Pansa.

"Go ahead and rest you head on my Cookie Cushion."

by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024