The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.

The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020

goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.

Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse

by reffin94:) April 27, 2013

Cutler's Curse

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.

The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?

by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020

The Dragoon Curse

When a party of Final Fantasy XIV Online players fail to clear a raid because one of the players plays a Dragoon.

- "I can't believe we need to spend 2 hours trying to clear E5S 2 months after it's been released."
- "Dude, it's "The Dragoon Curse"..."
-"Ah... that makes sense."

by ThreesomeLak May 19, 2020

Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.

When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!

by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007

Thot Curse

A phase someone goes through when they "like" or date Thots after another but doesn't realise it.

He's in the Thot curse

by Zrictfore October 7, 2017

iqbal curse

The iqbal curse is a curse which grants the user immense beauty but would leave the user helpless to find love.

The iqbal curse is usually passes down by the famous iqbal family but not all Iqbal’s suffer the curse. There is currently no known way to break the curse

You are the iqbal curse. Stay away

by Recks August 10, 2022