Crit Clit

Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.

Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !

Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.

by KimmyGibbler June 18, 2013

Gym clit

Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.

Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.

"Jesus! Did you see Becky's Gym clit. She could fuck you hard with that!"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

clit kiss

When two women fuck each other by grinding or rubbing their clits together...

While I had the pleasure to watch, my girl and her best friend got freaky and started to clit kiss each other to orgasm

by Biggest Dawg July 10, 2006

clit chewer

A man (or woman) who gives a LOT of oral sex to multiple women.

The dude is such a great clit chewer, he makes the girls come in seconds!

by definer1010 July 16, 2016

carrot clit

basically when you get period blood stuck in your pubes and it gets all irritated.

oh my god i forgot to shower and now i have carrot clit!

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

Liquor Clit

The female equivalent to Whiskey Dick

He couldn't get it up because of his whiskey dick, I did not care because I was experiencing Liquor Clit. (Too much alcohol to enjoy sex).

by beachbonbon April 1, 2015

Mouth Clit

the small flap of skin connecting the upper gum to the inside of the upper lip in the middle. May only be referred to as a mouth clit if the flap of skin is prominent in a person's smile.

Dude, have you seen the little nub under emily's lip when she smiles?
Yeah dude, that's her mouth clit.

by WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEW May 6, 2011