Baltimore Deep Counter

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.

Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.

by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008

Count Skankula

n. The female Patriarch of all lesser skanks.

If I forget to put the toilet seat down, my lady turns into Count Skankula.

by TheJBasser May 10, 2006

chuntified

a person who has changed to be chunti

That person got chuntified

by derpityderpherp March 15, 2008

Counter Strike

Very addicting FPS that can be fun for hours. Easy to learn how to play and hardly ever gets boring

Damn I've played Counter Strike for 6 hours straight and I'm still havin fun

by SpunCrazyB July 8, 2003

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003