Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 8, 2018

Canal

A small, man-made river made for drainage (?). Perfect for floating down in the summertime.

Damn, that canal was cold

She ate it as she entered the canal

by Clara-Imogen November 9, 2019

Pablo Sole Canales

Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.

Wow dude you are acting like a "Pablo Sole Canales"

by jellyjamba October 10, 2019

Pussy canal

The tunnel a woman has in her vaginal region where a penis thrusts during sex or a baby travels down head first to be born.

Hey Tuck, why don't work your longboat into my pussy canal?

by Detective Bennett November 23, 2023