Taylaaring yourself

Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.

Example 1:

Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"

Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".

Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"

Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.

Example 2:

Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".

by Sirbantsalot December 9, 2012

full of yourself

A chick who thinks she is the best looking thing on the planet.

Damn Leann! Your full of yourself!

by BunnyMonster February 12, 2009

Creme Yourself

the term given to someone who is over excited

Brit: this cake is amazing its better than sex i dont think i have tasted anything better than this.. MMMMMMMMMM
Nina: alright love don't creme yourself

by NinzKanarz August 19, 2008

Slap yourself

A term used to respond to people who say something stupid or idiotic

" Is the Earth round?"
" We live on the moon"

"Slap yourself"

-I couldn't come up with a good example....

by LifeOnPoint March 29, 2015

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

by stikki butter September 23, 2009

shit yourself

something Ive done and so have you.

This is going to be a picture finish. Dude you just shit yourself

by shesunlucky November 19, 2007

break yourself

A phrase stated by an assailant (typically an inner-city youth)to an intended victim before the assailant A.)robs them B.)'Whoops their ass' or C.) 'Lets the gats pop'. Intended as a warning for the 'shit' that is coming.

Hey, there's that mark ass trick who capped my ho. Hey, fooh, break yo-self. ((mayhem ensues))

by ElCid December 10, 2003