Barbergasted

a barber that got flabbergasted

I met a person that got barbergasted yesterday

by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024

Vinnie Barbarino

A reverse gay massage.

Would you like a Vinnie Barbarino?

by kingsfan October 3, 2012

Rita Barberá

a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.

Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.

Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.

by YourGrandmother's Tupperware March 21, 2018

Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria

The hell and torment of being locked in a room where show tunes are played on repeat and only sung by Barbara Streisand.

I have Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria. Imagine if you had to live your life with that fear.

by Ijustwanttoseeyourboobsbadly November 6, 2019