Arkansas Steamer

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

An Arkansas Steamer is an extra large, extra stinky cat turd, whose odor will gag you, make your eyes water and may cause you to lose your balance.

by The Compost Man March 4, 2009

Arkansas Sprinkler

Urinating inside of a woman's vagina after intercourse.

After I fucked that spunky brunette last night, I left my dick inside of her for a minute or so while my boner went down before finishing her off with an Arkansas Sprinkler

by danimal 316 July 20, 2008

Arkansas Applesauce

The act of cumming into a girls butt, scooping it out and feeding it to her.

Arkansas Applesauce for example is when Jim cummed in Jill butt, Jill squeezed it out onto a spoon and Jim fed her the butt jizz.

by vizzel October 16, 2009

ASAN

as-soon-as-now

I don't want this done ASAP, I want it done ASAN.

by cdc0202 March 26, 2009

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

by MasterOfHotLovin' August 18, 2006

Arkansas Snowman

When a girl is sleeping and you make a giant pile of jizz on the girls face. Balls for the eyes, pubes for the mustache, etc. creating an Arkansas Snowman.

Yeserday i turned Mrs. Howley into an Arkansas Snowman.

by The Farmer Jew November 9, 2009

Arkansas Crush

Arkansas Crush is having an attraction, usually a mild to moderate intimate infatuation for a First or Second cousin. An Arkansas Crush doesn't mean that the individual wants to pursue the cousin sexually, however, the idea may cross one's mind.

Bo really has the Hots for his gorgeous cousin Daisy! He really has an Arkansas Crush on her!

by HafMan February 26, 2011