Buttsex artist

Someone who is absurdly good at something

"Did you see the game last night?"
"Dude, that guy on defense was such a buttsex artist!"

"Woah mom, you are a total buttsex artist at baking cookies!"

by LT the brave February 8, 2009

pizza artist

A person in charge of creating and making a pizza

Dude... this pizza artist can make a bomb pizza

by Salukirunnr December 1, 2016

Language Artist

Someone who is really good at making definitions.

That John made so many definitions! He must be a language artist!

by NexusCubed February 1, 2021

Iron Artist

Iron Artist is the name of a challenge for artists that typically entails that the artist create art every so often for a set period of time decided by the artist. There is no "exact" way to do the challenge, but the general gist of it is that "art is made every ___ for ___ long."

Example: Making art every day for 10-100 days

I really want to get into the habit of doing art more regularly. Maybe I should do the Iron Artist challenge!

by Narius Dragon April 15, 2020

fuck artist

1.One who is prone to shenanigans or wide spread fuckery.

2. a soulless ginger that cheats at cards haha.

3. When u fuck so good they call u an artist

"Jim is always up to no good huh?" "Yeah, what a fuck artist that guy is."

by Headman240 March 22, 2017

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.

I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!

by Chateau64 July 25, 2018