Disgusted redneck, regarding an empty cement-pad space beside a tiny gas-station at a rural crossroads-intersection: Da big-city bank has been promising us a cash-dispenser for three years now, but they just keep saying, "No ATM a.t.m." whenever we call them up about it!
by QuacksO February 2, 2024

An escort.
Did you see Jack last night? The girl he had on his arm was hot!
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.
Yeah, Jack likes showing up with ATM candy.
by anonymous December 17, 2023

by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018

by Cambam826 September 6, 2022

“Hey, wanna play? We haven’t played in so long”
“Not properly on atm will let you know later”
“Yo let’s play”
“Not gonna be properly on this weekend”
“Not properly on atm will let you know later”
“Yo let’s play”
“Not gonna be properly on this weekend”
by Tatekuru November 28, 2022
