prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

Hebrew, Islamicu, Judaism's Prayer Arisesisa Aresesisa Are As Followed, "'Protect The Secrecy Of Communication

Hebrew, Islamicu, Judaism's Prayer Arisesisa Aresesisa Are As Followed, "'Protect The Secrecy Of Communication

Hebrew, Islamicu, Judaism's Prayer Arisesisa Aresesisa Are As Followed, "'Protect The Secrecy Of Communication

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015

A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".

Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 5, 2025

Prayer

Sweetest and prettiest girl you have ever met.She is always here for you, but will clown you when you Mess up but still love you anyway

Prayer don’t let people bring you down

by Praye November 22, 2021

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022