What the imaginitive fuck

what the imaginitive fuck (wtif) is used when someone post something truly horrific and they need to question why they decided to post it.

Op: * post someone getting raped*
Me: what the imaginitive fuck op.

by A digital mess June 22, 2019

what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!

by now name January 13, 2023

What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.

Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!

by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 02, 2025

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES

What the fuck is an ellipsis? An ellipsis is a punctuation mark of three dots (. . .) that shows an omission of words, represents a pause, or suggests there's something left unsaid.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ELIPSES...oh its those three little dots"

by Charlie Chadwick February 20, 2023

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

by spookupt January 02, 2025