devon valdez'd

Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.

Broad use in northern texas.

"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."

"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."

by XXXCanadianGod<3CS+DV July 16, 2008

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

Mead Vale

Mead Vale. Located in W-s-M, England. Known to be the birthplace of all known and unknown realities of everything to be or not.. Home to only the na na na na na hardest.

Only one King/ Boss may reign over The Vale at any given time usually residing upon the Kingfisher.

Pele - You thinking of going to sort this Mead Vale out!?

Jesus - One deaths enough for me, what say you Allah ??

Allan - Its Allan now! The Boss has enlightened me to a new version of getting stoned.

Pele/ Jesus/ Simmons - Here here!

by Jigga Simmons October 26, 2017

Joshua Valencia

A guy leaves a lot of questions , Sexual and Physical terms. he sometimes proceeds his conversations with gay jokes and will touch your butt or flip your tits,

Guy: Yo you guys wanna go to the mall

Joshua valencia: only if you give me a kiss *slaps the person butt*

by Anonymous Bro December 11, 2018

Andrew valencia

Big eared, white washed Mexican fagget.

Do you see that guys over there, that's Andrew Valencia what fagget

by Brown bamboo January 19, 2019

Oscar Valdes

Jail Cell

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated

by Craks December 9, 2019

Mia Valencia

The most amazing person youll ever meet. Very caring loyal and trustworthy. Beautiful from head to toe and inside out and always will find a way to make you smile. Also perfect in every shape and form

Yo do yk Mia Valencia?
Yeah shes perfect.

by datingabtsstan April 10, 2022