Turkey Vulture

A woman who’s is too old to be a cougar and still likes to “hunt” but is in unable to “seal the deal”.

“That's what they call a ‘Turkey Vulture’. Twenty years past a cougar, still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.” - Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo (NCIS)

by Solus Veritas May 30, 2018

Arizona Turkey

The act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one's chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey.

My daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for Halloween so I dressed her up like an Arizona Turkey.

by Nigboys6893947 June 24, 2016

Reversed Turkey

The act of putting a girl in a Tripod while having sex

Mike: You know that new girl Mira?
Tyler:Yeah what about her?
Mike: last night she came over to my place and we started having sex and I put her in a reversed turkey!
Tyler: Really! I've wanted to tap that from the moment i saw her

by Hitandrun December 9, 2014

Turkey Phone

yes

“I love Turkey phones” when the tv remote is across the room

by certifiedgeesehaircut January 8, 2021

Scag Turkey

Booker

Booker is a scag turkey

by Scagturkey November 16, 2019

scrub turkey

Friend of a bush pig, name for the second ugly woman when they are travelling in a pair. This is an Australianism or Aussieism.

In walks this Bush Pig and her friend was a Scrub Turkey!

by QuokkaAU January 11, 2010

turkey perch

A male member of such frightening length, girth and rigidity that it could support the weight of a festive bird without fear of collapse.

Upon Nelson's return from sea, Lady Hamilton shrieked with terror when she saw the turkey perch of a weapon being released from the velvet pantalons. " Oh sire, surely thou hast lost the Christmas treat that normally roosts on that noble shaft , come hither and split my whiskers "

by Spirit of dead Paul November 20, 2009