a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
Get the Gooch Pinchmug. All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018
Get the goober pinchingmug. “Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
by KillerKFarren May 10, 2020
Get the Scottish Pinchmug. The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
Get the Squish & Pinchmug. When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.
(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
by pseudonympho April 19, 2022
Get the pinch littermug. Verb: When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018
Get the rhyme pinchingmug. *Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.
by Jfk GotShotGG March 7, 2016
Get the pinches policiamug.